Monday, May 21, 2007

Because Ma Girlfriend's an MBA

Well, when I was only two
My mother dropped me on my head
I may have got the flu
But my right brain turned dead

Things were going bad
And they could only get worse
But it’s all right
Yea it’s all right

Well when I was in grade six
My voice began to crack
I was listening to guitar licks
But I sounded like a yak

(Chorus)

Things were going bad
And they could only get worse
But it’s all right
Cause
Because ma girlfriend’s an MBA
Yeay
You gotta hear what I say

About the time when I was seventeen
For the first time I fell in love
I was walking towards Halloween
For indeed, my heart she had to burn

Things were going bad
And they could only get worse
But it’s all right
Yea it’s all right

Wooh! Well, when I was twenty one
I started doing things illegal
I was getting higher than the sun
My body and soul slowly turning fatal

(Chorus)

Things were going bad
And they could only get worse
But it’s all right
Cause
Because ma girlfriend’s an MBA
Yeay
You gotta hear what I say

Around seven days earlier
I was drinking at a strip club
I was chatting up this girl
She used me like her cigarette stub
I told her I was a consultant
And I got lots of them monnnayyy
She said she loved that
And told me she was an MBA

(Chorus)

Things are going great
And they are only getting better
And it’s all right
Cause
Because ma girlfriend’s an MBA
Yeay
You better hear what I say




7 comments:

Siddharth Adelkar said...

you fucking COPY CAT ...you stole my idea of "My girlfriend is an MBA" without acknowledging me!!! maaaaaaaaaah ideaaaaaa

now i will write a better song with that chorus

and yes,,,....i will also steal a good idea of yours and make a song before you do.....

you owe it to me.

Kappa said...

Dear Readers,

thats if i have any to start off with...

please note that the title, ( only the title )
was given to me by the above commenter, who by the way is a very good friend of mine, an awesome vocalist, a great chef, and the best entertainment ever!!!!
also, he is a writer ( way better than me )
www.puppymanohar.blogspot.com
( Adelkar and Amit Singh)

the song is about a brief history of my madness

shreya said...

"brief history of your madness"?

sweetie, your whole entire existence is a testimony to that!

just got back home from michigan...tired...hate greyhound! don't know why i am telling you this over your blog?

ps: what does halloween have to do with anything?

Siddharth Adelkar said...

No I was inspired by Sometimes - Britney Spears....

http://www.lyrics007.com/Britney%20Spears%20Lyrics/Sometimes%20Lyrics.html

tell me one pplace where the line "Because my girlfriend is an MBA" comes from....

CAR said...

hilarious. Made me think.. albeit for even a slight moment.. about what can do down if my gf was an MBA...

Siddharth Adelkar said...

THEY TOOK OUR Joooooobs

Mabel said...

Well written article.